Make Cheese Slicers great again!

Hello, my name is Gerben Meijer, and I am running for the presidential election in 2020. In my opinion, we can't schaaf on like this. The modern cheese slicers are not sharp enough. My cheese is getting fucked up everytime I try to make a nice sandwich. For more information on my presidential campaign feel free to visit my website: https://gerben-meijer.nl